| my xanga came back to life!!!!
hahaaa why??? cuz i had this MADDD FUNNY CONVO with ..um this guy named david . somehow HE IMED ME FIRST....wtf?? HAHAHHA GOTTA READ THIS !
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David85465 (3:02:35 PM): er....hi?
David85465 (3:02:44 PM): who is this?
me (3:04:21 PM): ??
David85465 (3:04:35 PM): is this my sister's friend??
David85465 (3:04:36 PM): -_-;
me (3:04:48 PM): huh?
me (3:04:57 PM): did i im yu b4 or something?
David85465 (3:05:11 PM): um no
David85465 (3:05:19 PM): i just see someone new on my buddy list
me(3:05:21 PM): ok
me (3:05:26 PM): o
me(3:05:59 PM): and u dont konw who this is?!??!?!!!
David85465 (3:06:06 PM): no....
David85465 (3:06:10 PM): wats your name?
David85465 (3:06:11 PM): -_-;
me(3:06:43 PM): what's your name may i ask?
David85465 (3:06:49 PM): er...
David85465 (3:06:53 PM): david? dug
David85465 (3:06:54 PM): duh*
me(3:07:32 PM): ok
me(3:07:52 PM): i thought your last name was dug
David85465 (3:07:57 PM): -_-;
David85465 (3:08:24 PM): so wats yours
me(3:08:41 PM): eternalove
David85465 (3:08:45 PM): ......
me(3:09:04 PM): ......
David85465 (3:09:04 PM): fine tell me how old u are
me(3:09:08 PM): 33
David85465 (3:09:11 PM): ...........
me(3:09:22 PM): ........
me(3:10:00 PM): are u 85,465 years old?
David85465 (3:10:06 PM): yea
me (3:10:07 PM): damn ya old man
David85465 (3:10:21 PM): 85465-85446
David85465 (3:10:25 PM): that's how old i am
me (3:10:25 PM): well i feel bad that your still alive
me(3:10:43 PM): must be a fun journe
me(3:10:45 PM): journey
David85465 (3:12:40 PM): tell me how old u really are -_--;
me (3:12:54 PM): u too
David85465 (3:13:00 PM): i told u
David85465 (3:13:10 PM): 85465-85446
David85465 (3:13:28 PM): which equals to?
me (3:13:29 PM): o i thought that was like..a "till" sign
David85465 (3:13:32 PM): -_-;
David85465 (3:13:35 PM): that was a minus
me (3:13:46 PM): well yeah now i know
David85465 (3:13:53 PM): so wat r u?
me (3:14:23 PM): your 19?
David85465 (3:14:28 PM): ye
me (3:14:46 PM): ok so i calculated that correctly
me(3:14:51 PM): my math isnt so bad is it
me(3:15:01 PM): do you really enjoy math?
David85465 (3:15:06 PM): er.....yea y?
me(3:15:24 PM): curiosity exits in this world
me(3:15:42 PM): exist*
David85465 (3:15:57 PM): how old r u? -_-;;
me(3:16:13 PM): i am 3-3
David85465 (3:16:17 PM): .........
David85465 (3:16:56 PM): tell meeh the truth -_-;
me(3:17:32 PM): 3-3+0+19+14-3-9+5-17
David85465 (3:17:45 PM): 18?
David85465 (3:17:55 PM): no -_-;
David85465 (3:18:05 PM): 9.....
David85465 (3:18:22 PM): u're 9? -_-;;
David85465 (3:18:40 PM): hum...
me (3:18:57 PM): o woopies
me (3:18:59 PM): i meant..
me (3:19:06 PM): 3-3+0+19+14-3-9+5-7
David85465 (3:19:16 PM): 19
me(3:19:31 PM): plus 66!
David85465 (3:19:34 PM): ......-_-;
me (3:19:46 PM): i am an old man you know!
David85465 (3:19:51 PM): shaddap
David85465 (3:19:55 PM): 19.....
me (3:20:00 PM): excuse me?
me (3:20:08 PM): how dare you to tell me to "shaddap"?
David85465 (3:20:11 PM): then i must have put u in
me (3:20:16 PM): and young man, that is not the correct way to spell that word
David85465 (3:20:20 PM): -_-;
David85465 (3:20:33 PM): but i cant remember...
David85465 (3:20:35 PM): aiya
me(3:20:47 PM): forget it
me(3:20:49 PM): you are old
me (3:20:51 PM): not young
me (3:20:53 PM): and very old
David85465 (3:20:56 PM): yea
me(3:21:02 PM): who lived in this world for about 50000000 years
David85465 (3:21:04 PM): n wat is your name?
me (3:21:22 PM): eternalove i told you
David85465 (3:21:26 PM): real name
me (3:21:28 PM): you are really old
David85465 (3:21:32 PM): on your birth certificate
me (3:21:34 PM): do you have short term memory loss?
David85465 (3:21:37 PM): yea
David85465 (3:21:39 PM): i'm dori
David85465 (3:21:43 PM): dory*
me (3:21:49 PM): dory?
me (3:21:52 PM): not david?
me (3:21:57 PM): is that a girl's name?
David85465 (3:22:04 PM): ai-_-;
David85465 (3:22:11 PM): that's a fish's name
David85465 (3:22:17 PM): u know findin nemo?
me (3:22:17 PM): oh
David85465 (3:22:21 PM): have u seen it?
me (3:22:21 PM): well, not necessary
me (3:22:25 PM): findin nemo?
me (3:22:30 PM): sir, it is finding, not findin
David85465 (3:22:33 PM): ....................
me(3:22:34 PM): do u have selective typing?
David85465 (3:22:37 PM): yes i do
David85465 (3:22:42 PM): i tend to miss out some letters
me(3:22:46 PM): that is just so wrong
me (3:22:55 PM): people nowadays dont know how to spell or type
me (3:22:59 PM): i see
David85465 (3:23:02 PM): yea
me (3:23:11 PM): i suggest you go see a psychologist
David85465 (3:23:26 PM): you're supposed to capital your i's
me (3:23:42 PM): no sir
David85465 (3:23:48 PM): yes maam
me (3:24:00 PM): in my typing system, there are no such things as capital
me (3:24:10 PM): my "caps lock" key isnt working
David85465 (3:24:14 PM): so?
David85465 (3:24:24 PM): shift+i gives u capital I
me (3:24:44 PM): i know that
me (3:24:52 PM): it isn't working
David85465 (3:25:01 PM): yea right
David85465 (3:25:11 PM): so get a new keyboard
David85465 (3:25:26 PM): how can you write without shift key
me(3:25:26 PM): yes , would you like to buy me a new one, sir?
David85465 (3:25:33 PM): if i know who you are
David85465 (3:25:39 PM): i might
me (3:25:44 PM): you do
David85465 (3:25:52 PM): and also
me(3:25:53 PM): i am eternalove
David85465 (3:26:00 PM): if your shift key doesn't work
David85465 (3:26:11 PM): how are you writing your ?!s?
me (3:26:31 PM): i copy and pasted from other im's i've got
David85465 (3:26:32 PM): shouldn't you be thinking if you are going to lie maam?
David85465 (3:26:56 PM): if you copy and paste from other im's you've got,
David85465 (3:27:04 PM): then you cant by typing this fast
David85465 (3:27:05 PM): and also
me (3:27:07 PM): and i dont feel like copying and pasting again
David85465 (3:27:22 PM): the chance of your friends' fonts being same as yours
David85465 (3:27:30 PM): is really low
me (3:27:36 PM): no you can change it sir
David85465 (3:27:53 PM): yes, but if you change it, it would be taking you longer time
David85465 (3:28:01 PM): and i don't think you would be doing that
me (3:28:02 PM): well it doesnt happen to me sir
me(3:28:07 PM): but i think i would
David85465 (3:28:09 PM): since it is a very annoying job
me(3:28:14 PM): yes
me(3:28:26 PM): i appreciate your understanding
me (3:30:08 PM): so why did you im me on the first place
David85465 (3:30:19 PM): because your sn was in my buddy list
me(3:30:24 PM): why?
me(3:30:26 PM): are you a stalker?
me (3:30:34 PM): how did you get my screen name?
David85465 (3:31:04 PM): i dont know
David85465 (3:31:20 PM): i just saw an unfamiliar sn in my buddy list
me(3:31:26 PM): oh
David85465 (3:31:28 PM): never seen it b4
me (3:31:31 PM): really
David85465 (3:31:35 PM): dont remember entering it in
me (3:31:36 PM): that is interesting
me (3:31:47 PM): maybe your mom put it in
David85465 (3:31:52 PM): um no
me(3:31:53 PM): or perhaps your dad
me(3:31:58 PM): or any other of your siblings
David85465 (3:32:00 PM): maybe i could find out
David85465 (3:32:07 PM): if you tell me your name
David85465 (3:32:20 PM): and if you are really 19, then i must have put it in
me (3:32:21 PM): i am mary kate olsen
David85465 (3:32:31 PM): .......
me(3:33:21 PM): or you can say i am britney spears
me (3:33:25 PM): people say i look like her
David85465 (3:33:29 PM): o sure
me (3:33:30 PM): i also look like brad pitt
me (3:33:36 PM): and orlando
me(3:33:41 PM): and johnny depp
David85465 (3:34:10 PM): erf
me(3:35:05 PM): do you look like the olsen twins?
David85465 (3:35:11 PM): yea
David85465 (3:35:25 PM): i look like johnny depp too
me (3:35:35 PM): then you must be a handsome man
David85465 (3:35:36 PM): and brad pitt
me (3:35:40 PM): wow
me (3:35:45 PM): can i date you?
David85465 (3:35:47 PM): did u know johnny depp is 40?
me (3:35:50 PM): are you free tonight??
David85465 (3:36:01 PM): yea
David85465 (3:36:35 PM): but i'm not available to ppl who dont tell me their real names
me(3:37:02 PM): oh
me (3:37:04 PM): well i did
me (3:37:08 PM): so i guess i am available
me (3:37:15 PM): some santa claus just im me
David85465 (3:37:30 PM): o really?
me (3:37:43 PM): yes
me (3:39:40 PM): hello?
David85465 (3:39:43 PM): yea
me (3:39:48 PM): ok
David85465 (3:39:51 PM): its strange
David85465 (3:40:02 PM): i got an im from santa too
me (3:40:06 PM): santa?
me (3:40:09 PM): seriously
David85465 (3:40:12 PM): santa claus
David85465 (3:40:17 PM): yea
me (3:40:19 PM): wow
David85465 (3:40:19 PM): how strange
me (3:40:21 PM): we are lucky
David85465 (3:40:26 PM): yep
David85465 (3:40:35 PM): oooo i got one from the tooth fairy too
me (3:40:40 PM): tooth fairy?
David85465 (3:40:43 PM): yea
me (3:40:44 PM): i didnt get that
me (3:40:46 PM): that is strange
David85465 (3:40:46 PM): aw
David85465 (3:40:49 PM): yea that is
me (3:41:00 PM): yes
me (3:41:01 PM): very
me(3:41:03 PM): i am sad now
David85465 (3:41:13 PM): aw y? -_-;
me (3:41:18 PM): oh my god
David85465 (3:41:25 PM): oh my gosh
me (3:41:33 PM): gosh?
me (3:41:36 PM): not that correct way sir
David85465 (3:41:56 PM): i don't care maam/sir
me(3:42:01 PM): ok
me (3:42:06 PM): maybe you are a maam
me (3:42:08 PM): mammal
David85465 (3:42:15 PM): oooo
David85465 (3:42:18 PM): omg
David85465 (3:42:23 PM): it's very snowy outside
me (3:42:29 PM): why?
me (3:42:35 PM): i only see the sun sir
David85465 (3:42:35 PM): it's snowing here
David85465 (3:42:44 PM): maybe we live in different places
me (3:42:49 PM): oh really
me(3:42:53 PM): i liive in texas
David85465 (3:42:58 PM): o ok
David85465 (3:43:05 PM): no wonder y u dont see snow
me (3:43:10 PM): yes
David85465 (3:43:24 PM): well, this is the north pole
me(3:43:40 PM): santa
David85465 (3:43:47 PM): not actually santa
David85465 (3:43:55 PM): but he lives near by
me (3:44:14 PM): oh
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